Mr.Geek's FAQ

Do you reall bite the heads of chickens?
No, not ever, nu-uh, wait is that a chicken I see in your pocket....
Your website sucks!
Not a question, try again, but thank you
Can you add xyzzy feature?
Let me just plugh that in for you!
I am Mr Gimmeallyourmunnie, and I have a business offer for you!
Great! Send me 50 million schmollions and then we can talk.
You think your funny don't you?
No, Robin Williams is funny, I'm just a smart aleck
Your website is slow, can you make it go faster?
No, but you can, click madly on the mouse and yell at your computer!
I tried what you said, it didn't work, help?
Obviously you did it wrong, try again but this time, yell louder!
We'd like to offer you a job, could you contact us?
Send me your details and the job offer, I'll consider it
Your can't be a geek, you've got graphics!
Ok you got me, I'm a wannabe geek
Your webiste looks awful, can't you do better?
Hey I'm a geek, what do you expect, something thats shiny shiny?
Whats the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
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